Our step-by-step guide to permanently clocking out. We aren't just building a chart; we are building an exit strategy.
Phase 1
Call in Sick
- • Launch on Raydium
- • Burn Liquidity Pool
- • Revoke Mint Authority
- • Onboard the first 1,000 wagies
Phase 2
Fire Your Boss
- • DexScreener Trending
- • Anti-Work Meme Campaign
- • CoinGecko & CMC Listings
- • 5,000+ Holders
Phase 3
PTO Forever
- • Tier 1 CEX Listings
- • Breakroom DApp Launch
- • Real-world Billboard Stunts
- • Generational Wealth Attained
